December 2011
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authenticalice replied to your post: authenticalice replied to…
I’m not too sure, all I know is my mum bought a bag of grapes and approximately 9 1/2 minutes later, only the stalks remained. That and the fact that I now have fruit socks to match my vegetable ones might be linked to this recent fruit spam.
…right
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authenticalice replied to your post: authenticalice replied to…
Hmf, fruit bowl…
omg alice what has happened to you
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authenticalice replied to your post: authenticalice replied to…
I resent that! Fruit bowl!
fapkins replied to your post: authenticalice replied to…
she’s been at it since last night. i think we should ignore her fruity behaviour
lol yeah derick i think you’re probably right
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authenticalice replied to your post: Watermelons.
Fruit bowl!
okay, i’m not going to lie, i have no idea what’s going on here.
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*Free Willy is on TV*
Me: Free Willy!
Mum: What's this?
Me: Free Willy.
Dad: What, Titanic?
Me: FREE WILLY!
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authenticalice asked: Watermelons.
Hello I’m Noel Fielding and my new years resolution is to stop killing priests....
– Noel on his new years resolution on XFM. (via thetrousermeddlerx)
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Anonymous asked: Do you have a job?
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today i had planned to get loads of revision done, but so far all i’ve done is eat loads of maltesers and watch fellowship of the ring.
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Today is a great day to worship the great god...
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carrie-brownsteinsfringe asked: Merry Christmas!
fffcuk:
why are girls like “oh it’s december i need a boyfriend to keep me warm” no you can buy a coat like the rest of the single people
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friend: hey so what are you excited about for christmas?
me: doctor who
friend: I mean like, gift-wise-
me: doctor who
friend: I'm talking about presents-
me: doctor who
friends: but what about-
me: doctor who
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